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What else to do on the moon?

We recommend the Ricochet Lounge, there is LoGrav/NoGrav and you can hit all your friends and just have fun. Also you can buy tasty snacks and have a good time enjoying the drinks and food you get there.

We asked a star about the events......

Alex Neetham - You know him, you love him The wonderful Alex Neetham (The hardest, hippest, hypest) was at the club this evening. We asked him what he thinks of the events. It was kind of like in this movie, you know, Boom Boom Crack. It was just so meg brag, with all the action and stuff. There was a lot happening and that was very exciting. And then they were all malfunctioning and the police appeared and they did like, Boom Boom Crack, and then the man was beaten up und everything was fine. I wish our movies were so exciting as the real life. By the way, have you watched my new movie Scream Shout Shout, the second part of Boom Boom Crack? It has a lot of action and a meg youch woman. Actually there were five youch women who all liked me. It is nice to be the hardest, hippest and hypest. Thank you for the statement, Alex Neetham!

Interviews

Link, a hacked unit The Simple News: Can you describe the night in the club for us? Link: It was like, really good. There was this meg youch unette and she was staring just at me and we keep bouncing in to each other. TSN: We were actually more focussing on the hacker's attack... L: Yeah, that was really stupid. I couldn't chat with the girl all the time so it was kind of null that they took my feed away.

It was a normal evening for the group of Marty, Titus, Violet and their friends but it soon turned out into horror. They were on the moon in the brag club Rumble Spot and met there to dance and buy some new clothings (Now on the Feed: Tachyom Shorts, only $789.99). The artificial gravity was turned off (Artificial gravity machine: $17599, get a $2 discount when buying two) and everyone was having this meg good time. That was when the hacker first arrived. He was wearing a tweed jacket and a bow tie and a jetpack, which is now also available on the feed ($1399). The band was playing the new hit "I'll Sex You In" and the mood was just meg brag. But then something horrible happened. The hacker started to touch peoples' necks with a metal handle and hacked their feed. That caused them to stand in a line and shout: "We enter a time of calamity!" (FeedLate: calamity [kuh-lam-i-tee]: a great misfortune or disaster, as a flood or serious injury). Luckily, the police arrived soon and beat the man down and turned the malfunctioning feeds off. The units were put into a hospital, where they wait for their feeds to come back from court.

The Hacker In The Club

Witnesses described the hacker as an old man in a tweed jacket and a bow tie. He is now identified as a member of the Coalition Of Pity.